i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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