what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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