I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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