remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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