I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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