The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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