Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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