Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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