Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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