How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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