my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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