I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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