just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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