I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Randomize
