Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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