its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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