Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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