Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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