I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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