the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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