i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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