That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
