Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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