I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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