hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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