I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Randomize
