what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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