If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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