Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
