Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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