Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Is it because I queefed?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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