i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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