Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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