she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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