Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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