Sponge bath it is.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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