yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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