Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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