You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry