Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish you could order shots online.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.