Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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