so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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