I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Mom said you looked used
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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