you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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