Nicole vs. Life
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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