After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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