we're blogging at a bar
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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