It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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