the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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