i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I think your dad took our porno
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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