Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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