Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
