You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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